Supreme Court

Is the final court of appeal of the UK and replaced the Law Lords. Due to parliamentary sovereignty cannot overturn primary legislation, but can overturn secondary legislation, if it is found to be ultra vires (illegal). Created by the outgoing Labour Government in Oct 2009 with the express mandate of making the life of all subsequent Tory Governments an absolute nightmare. The only qualification required of the appointed 12 judges is that they be complete and utter wankers.

Appellant A: Do you know which of those Supreme Court judges are sitting on our case.
Appellant B: No, and I wouldn't raise your hopes to high, I'm told they don't know their arses from their elbows.
Appellant A: I guess they'll just lean on their elbows!

by Old Runner November 17, 2023

Court 12

The place at Camp Taconic where 13-15 year olds have their first kiss.

“Yo I heard you went to Court 12 with Chloe tonight. Did she touch it?”

by camptaconic August 17, 2023

sally court

A direct replacement for the words "silly cunt" often used in environments where cussing is unacceptable, such as the classroom.

*student throws a pen*
Teacher: "Tarquin, stop throwing your pens you sally court"

by chubby little flaps December 4, 2023

Half-court hairline

**see Chris’s head

Bruh that half-court hairline looks exactly like Chris’s

by whyareyouthewaythatyouar3 February 19, 2022

Sitting court side

When a girl with a really fat ass stands or bends over infront of you, while your eyes are level with her ass.

Micheal: “yo why do you love math class so much”

Levi: “because the teacher had a fat ass, and I always am Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty March 21, 2025

full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

Mazin Court

A street in Ypsilanti, Michigan is known to be the birthplace of a mostly Arab gang. Was a large chill spot and the move until it eventually died out in 2016 when the cops were called on them every day during the summer by the Iraqi.

Bro did you see how the Iraqi was recording kids on Mazin Court again?

by itrllybelikethat December 24, 2018