grandpa's cough syrup

An alchoholic drink, usually hard alchohol such as vodka, whiskey, or rum. Referenced in the film "Dumb and Dumber"

"You boys been boozin'? Choking down on Grandpa's cough syrup, eh?"

by smik dog April 25, 2007

Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

by dueyfinster May 16, 2012

gentleman's dinner cough

to vomit but before vomit goes every where to grab it mid air with ones hand and place it back in your mouth

i thought dan was out of the hot dog eating contest but he used the gentleman's dinner cough, and saved it at the last second

by drkcarver June 4, 2011

Moon Coughing

When an individual coughs due to staring up at the moon. Similar to sun sneezing.

"I looked up at the moon and I coughed. I really hate moon coughing."

by CrisCrossYall June 12, 2009

Nasty Ass Cough

A liquid fart during sex.

Yo, dat bitch ass coughed my dick.

by JohnnyG November 12, 2003

Wuhan Whooping Cough

Another name for COVID-19

Little Lingi has Wuhan Whooping Cough! Get him to a hospital!

by finesire April 25, 2020

pre-cough swallow

Refers to where you feel a cough coming on while your mouth is full of food/drink, and so you hastily down the entire mouthful so that your mouth and throat will be free to expel the cough "cleanly", rather than there being a humongous "geyser" of messy stuff to go flying all over the place and disgustingly splattering everything within a several-foot radius.

I'd just swallowed a big bite of spicy-hot chili and was in the process of washing it down with a swig of cold milk when I felt an overpowering urge to choke, so I did a hasty pre-cough swallow to avoid a spluttery shower of tomato-tinted milk all over my new tablecloth.

by QuacksO August 1, 2018