Fearne Cotton

A person who you must shout "BITCH!!" at when you see or hear her for the following reasons:

A fucking bitch who is a childrens television presenter who thinks she is god's gift and that all the popstars she interviews fancy her.

She is a sad, pathetic bitch that always looks a complete fucking mess in whatever shitty clothing combination she puts together!

O yeah - the reason for the hatre is that she is going out with the gorgeous lead singer of the lostprophets - Ian Watkins - yes, if only it was "H" ex-Steps!!!
Person looks at TV : "Who the fuck is that scary bitch with no friends to tell her she looks a complete mess?"

Friend : "That'll be Fearne Cotton - BITCH!!!!!"
by Kalley January 02, 2005
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Cotton Fucker

You're just acting like a cotton fucker.
by Andrew H. February 18, 2004
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cotton boats

When too many tampons (also called tampoons) get flushed down the toilet causing the sewer drain to become bloodied and clogged.

"One time Donna spent the weekend and flushed too many cotton boats down our toilet."
by Cindy Bradely November 22, 2006
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Cotton Ninja

A racial slur for a negro. comes from when a negro disappears like a ninja when cotton is in the need of picking
Where did that Cotton Ninja go? He needs to get to work!
by Spear Chucker #44866 April 23, 2011
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cotton ceiling

The term cotton ceiling refers to the difficulty trans people experience when seeking lesbian and gay relationships, and in lesbian and gay social spaces more generally. A play on the similar term "glass ceiling", the term was coined by Canadian trans woman and activist Drew DeVeaux.
The cotton ceiling, in short, makes the point that there are certain cis lesbians who are using their sexuality as a way to deny trans women’s womanhood. It’s not about coercing them, it’s not about saying you can’t have sex with only people you want to have sex with, its not about corrective rape or conversion therapy. It’s literally just a name for the concept of using your sexuality as a way of denying trans women’s womanhood; ie “I would never have sex with a trans woman, I’m a lesbian and don’t like men”.
by vicimgd June 21, 2019
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picking cotton

the act of doing an excess of tasks in order to do something else.
"dude i've been picking cotton all day just so i can go out tonight"
by ryan boyd November 03, 2007
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cotton picker

Tim you are a fucking cotton picker
by Tablesaucepicker November 21, 2019
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