Corked

The act of memeing and individual into a position of power.

Bob got corked into being appointed the US Secretary of State

by dr meme December 9, 2016

Poo Cork

A 'poo' so big that it clogs the toilet.

Honey, I had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when I flushed.

by smbs82 July 8, 2010

Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

by MinMax123 July 6, 2022

cork me

shoving your finger up someone’s anal cavity after they produce a fart.

phil, don’t cork me! i just farted!

by bigcockrichard November 11, 2022

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Corking it'

Where you cover a champagne bottle in shit, shove it up your partners ass, shake it up and just unload the cork.

I'm gonna cork you Pluto. (Corking it')

by Schatz000111 March 17, 2025

Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 5, 2020