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Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery
I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.
by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025
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confuckled

when you are confused and puzzled to an extent that you are fucked beyond comprehension. often used in describing a really, REALLY bad situation in which impending doom is likely.
"Dude, I can't understand a single thing in this calc textbook and my exam is in an hour. I'm confuckled."
by stevethecreator October 7, 2025
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Confuckulations

The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.

Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.
Confuckulations boys, you've surpassed yourselves!
by OXDXO November 6, 2025
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vancouver canucks

the nhl team that causes roiots they have dissapointed there fan 3 times during the nhl jesus all the guys do is be a dissapointment its also a team with plate a spaggheti for there logo and what the fuck was the flying v
by jackball420 December 27, 2020
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Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.
No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!
by Self confucktious January 22, 2021
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Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.
Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.
by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022
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Zaddy Canuck

Zaddy Canuck is going to give me mod.
by Stellarspace April 24, 2023
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