connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 June 13, 2011

Electric Connection

A DANK BAND!, that happens to have a myspace

person 1-jeez i want to bang Electric Connection so bad
person 2-Word.

by Phinneus September 5, 2008

French Connectioned

Literally "fucked" following the company initials FCUK ie. French Connection UK.

Phil: I owe that Albanian gangster £500 and I have to pay it back by tonight. .
Ian: Man, you're totally French Connectioned!

by mickeyboygee October 7, 2011

Cloud connected

Dead.

When least expected, cloud connected.

by Angrypup December 7, 2023

ultimo connection

a crappy internet connection, always lagging on first person shooters on video games.

jhon: that guy is skipping everywhere i cant shoot him.

mike: he has an ultimo connection.

by ace987654 December 16, 2007

Jungle connection

1. Having such bad weather wireless service connection that you can’t hear the other person at all and/or you experience major delays in gameplay and lag.

Player 1: Yo yo! What’s up with this jungle connection ?
Player 2: I don’t know, but it ain’t me!

by LLN91 September 4, 2021

faulty radio connection

This is a symptom you get when you are too drunk or high to converse with others at a party. When people try to talk to you, you can't focus on the words long enough to make sense of what they are saying. Interacting with others is similar to listening to a radio with a bad connection where you only catch every other word and it sounds very fuzzy. If your radio connection is faulty, you will be very happy and floating on calm seas, but no one will like you because you won't be able to understand what anyone is saying.

Hey man how was the party?

It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.

by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017