Condiment Pre-Cum

when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it

jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst

by PinntPinnt September 16, 2018

Coffin Dodger

An elderly person who appears to be a nuisance. Someone literally dodging their coffin.

This place is full of coffin dodgers.

by 42017658994 August 21, 2008

Confirmed Bachelor

A common euphemism in the 40s and 50s, used as a polite word to describe a homosexual man.
Can also be used in the context that someone does not want to marry.

Don't try to flirt with Michael. He is a confirmed bachelor, in case you didn't know.

by DarkGarrett April 15, 2013

Coffin Dance

A satanic ritual in which the corpse is properly mourned by carrying it around while dancing. It is customary to play Astronomia while doing this to please the spirits. It is usually performed after a traumatic event, if not death.

Person 1: Dude I died and lost all my stuff in Minecraft yesterday.
Person 2: Damn did you do the coffin dance afterwards?

by Shreycrey April 4, 2020

rat's coffin

a meat pie containing suspect ingredients

I'll have a rat's coffin with sauce thanks

by Ian-Oz September 14, 2006

Overly Confident

Someone who thinks that they are better than they are at something. The person tends to embarrass them self when they fall short of the expectations people have come to expect from the way they have been acting.

That douche just failed miserably in the race. He was so overly confident that he forgot he actually sucks.

by E dellz July 23, 2009

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 8, 2015