Communist

A person who always , ALWAYS want you to share stuff with them ( food , pencils , condoms , etc..)

average capitalist American citizen: man , jerry ALWAYS take half of my sandwich. he’s such a COMMUNIST!!!

by Duke Fretzeldrumf The LXIXth October 3, 2023

communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

communist conversation

Midwestern slang for Marlboro reds.

Person 1: Oh, it's gosh darn cold as heck out there, donchaknow?
Person 2: Too cold for communist conversations?
Person 1: Let's find out.

by MetalThong August 12, 2022

Communist Superman

Someone who does something that contradicts everything they stand for but you can’t hate them for it because honestly it was really badass.

Me: You wanna hang later?
Friend: Naw, I’m hanging out with Kyle.
Me: That guy is such a Communist Superman. Have fun.

by BaddSpelur November 1, 2019

communist cheeto

Donald Trump 45th president of the United States

I can't wait until the communist cheetos is no longer in power.

by Bryanisyummy November 15, 2020

Communist

Anything Donald Trump doesn't like. Diametrically opposed to fascism, that which is anything Mrs. More-Complaints-Than-Brain-Cells Karen doesn't like.

"I think healthcare should be fr-" "COMMUNIST"

"McCarthyism sucks" "COMMIE"

"*CSGO Russian speaking" "cyka blyat, commie"

"I make minimum wage and spend more on taxes than everything else. Why is it so cruel?" "Lol get rekt commie scrub"

by JosephineStalinette August 3, 2021

Communistic

A large group or congregation that heavily supports communism

Guy A: "Stacy's family are very heavily Communistic"

by Elipsis... January 20, 2025