Coca-Cola Cowboy

A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.

You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Coca-Cola

Watery, bubbly, shit. To be more specific, to eat/ drink out of ones asshole.

Guy 1: Can I have some Coca-Cola? ͡
Guy 2: I'm not gay, you mewling quim!!!

by Evan Cupskey May 27, 2018

Fizzy Cola Bottle

Someone takes a mouthful of sherbet and popping candy and proceeds to lick their partners butthole.

Sheila gave me a fizzy cola bottle last night. Sent shivers right through me.

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020

Noca-Cola

Not Coke.

An imitation soda. You might buy this at a gas station. Generally a Coke/Pepsi knock-off, but can be any non-brand name soda. Noca Cola is cheaper than real soda, but in this case you get what you pay for.

Likely to be served with Noreos.

Student Union Treasurer: We can't afford soda for everyone at the dance.
Student Union President: But we need soda!
Student Union VP: Let's just get Noca-Cola!

*AT THE DANCE*
Kid 1: This soda sucks!

Kid two: Duh, it’s Noca-Cola!

by A very very very funny person May 5, 2010

Iacocca Cola

The carbonated beverage of choice for Chrysler owners, especially those who favor semi-vintage vehicles produced during Lee's period as "top dog", comprising the late 70's through the early 90's.

Good ol' L.I. is really gettin' up in years now... I wonder if they'll keep bottling the tasty Iacocca Cola after he finally passes (think, the "fighting nun" toy fitted with Margaret Thatcher's doll-head that came out after she got ousted as P.M.; they stopped making the dolls since Maggie was no longer politically-popular, and created the fighting nun toy merely to utilize the untold thousands of doll-heads that they'd made in her likeness).

by QuacksO August 25, 2017

Cock Cola

Slang for the sperm of a black person

"Daddy, I want your Cock Cola on my face"
"Janice the fuck are you smoking?"

by SociaLFish January 19, 2021

Coca-Cola

I couldn't wait an hour! I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!

Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024