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coke can bandit

capable of humungous shits in the work place.
by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008
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Coke

1. The drink 40 year old white women LOVE.
2. Cocaine, the wild ride that sets your senses on fire!
1. Damn, Karen, did you see Linda chugging that Coke like her life depended on it? It's like she's on a mission to prove her undying love for the stuff!
2. Dude, I saw Tom at the party last night, and he was so high on coke.
by theblueytimes May 23, 2023
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Smurf Coke

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.
"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."
by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008
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spicy coke

spicy coke is a term used for when coke, or Coca Cola, is so crisp that it burns the back of the throat.
I'm in the mood for a crisp spicy coke from McDonald's.
by the coke enthusiast March 22, 2019
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Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.
Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface
by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019
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Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.
The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
by Yopmail User October 21, 2022
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flat vanilla coke

The worst tasting soda ever. Might be the only time to buy a regular coke.
Guy 1: Hey dude have a vanilla coke
Guy 2: Alright
Guy 2: AW SH*T ITS FLAT!
Guy 1: Bro, I hate flat vanilla coke.
Guy 1: Lets get some regular coke.
by brettheawesome June 16, 2010
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