COD Nerds

1.) Little kids that talk about Call Of Duty non-stop at school and always get angry when someone says some other game is better

2.) Adults that have no lives and live in a rundown shack or their mothers house.
They usually are good at COD but that doesn't make them cool, they are very lazy and never go outside because they are playing Call Of Duty

COD Nerds shit on other games without looking through gameplay, reviews etc...
They only play COD and automatically hate non-fps games and have very little to no chance of having a girlfriend or a job.

Normal Gamer With A Life: Hey, do you know Overwatch? Its like a cartoony COD and its really fun! and also check out Dishonored, Its like a steampunk Assassins Creed put in one fps game!

*COD Nerd plays the game*

COD Nerd: WTF I CAN'T AIM!! THESE GAMES ARE SHIT!!! COD MAKES YOU COOL AND THESE SHIT STAINS MAKES YOU A LOSER!!

Normal Gamer With A Life: Other way around buddy

COD Nerd: So playing some shitty game makes you cool!? Get a life faggot

Normal Gamer With A Life: and this is coming from a COD Nerd? Don't make me laugh. Oh and by the way look who was talking when you told me to get a life.

COD Nerd: Shut up, you have no friends!

Normal Gamer With a Life: Then again look who's talking, I should probably leave you COD Nerds alone....

by Kulboi September 15, 2016

CoD bitcher

Someone who complains about every little thing that happens to him/her while they are playing Call of Duty.

EXAMPLE:

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude get off my ass you just made me get killed."
Friend(Bill): I'm not even by you? You CoD bitcher"

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "STUPID CAMPERS!"
Friend(Bill): "Why are you complaining about campers. YOU ARE ALSO CAMPING. ALSO THERE HAS BEEN 3 MAIN CALL OF DUTY'S OUT AND YOUR STIIIILLL COMPLAINING ABOUT CAMPERS, You CoD bitcher!

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "Dude its this gun, it not good!"
Friend:(Bill) "Quit making excuses, its the shooter not the gun, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): "I PULLED THE TRIGGER FIRST! this is f'd up.

Friend(Bill): " I saw the killcam on that and you clearly shot to the left, you CoD bitcher."

1 minute later

CoD bitcher(Sean): " im lagging now"
Friend(Bill): " No your not im right next to you and you havent lagged once you CoD bitcher!"

by MasterDIZZLE123 January 6, 2011

COD Smarts

When you know Call of duty like the back of your right hand... wink wink

Guy A: Wow that kid's so good at Call of duty!!!

Guy B: Hellz yeah he has Cod smarts!!!

by GHhoodlum November 27, 2010

Cod Head

smelly grimsby scum from the land of cod

we h8 cod heads
fish fuckers

by frankie nigro April 22, 2005

cod sac

a mans balls

she kicked me in my cod sac

by ny_pitbull June 20, 2003

cod warzone

A gay fucking game that should go fuck a boy because he fucking deserves it

OMG COD warzone is the best said gorge the virgin me just fucking go fuck it

by jimranada October 2, 2020

Cod Logic

Cod logic is the base skill of all good cod players. Players use cod logic to determine their enemies likely movements and reactions. When someone doesn't follow basic cod logic and a player dies because of it, it usually results in questioning the reasoning behind such a seemingly unreasonable or idiotic action. The term can apply for other shooters. Example: Battlefield Logic

Player A sneaks up behind Player B without giving away his position. Right before Player A starts to shoot Player B shifts all focus from the enemies shooting at him and throws a knife right into the face of unsuspecting player A.

Player A: Why the f**k did he do that that doesn't follow any cod logic.

by adamcomog June 19, 2012