cleverful

A person so smart that behaves foolishly as a consequence of his cleverness!

That guy is so cleverful... always getting in dumb situations because of his smart mouth.

by 0cano June 13, 2017

Cleveland

Also known as C-town, but don't call it the "mistake on the lake" (they don't like that there). Royally screwed over by LeBrana. On that note, all the sports teams are known for losing. Bipolar weather; you get all four seasons in a day if you wait long enough. Economically slumping, but there's some pretty cool stuff there sometimes.

Hey, we're not Detroit.

Used as an adjective - could refer to anything bipolar.

Used as a verb - to get screwed.

Adj: This prof is so Cleveland today.

Verb: We just got totally Clevelanded.

by TheRevolutionary May 3, 2011

Cleveland Steamer

The Cleveland Steamer does not necessarily involve the rolling back and forth, to and fro, per se of said dookie. Rather, the term Steamer refers to the relative temperature at which a growler is produced. The rectum being 4 degrees F above core body temperature allows for the optimal environment to produce a Celine Dion with the smoldering characteristics. Cleveland refers to the cleavage of a womans breastesis though, ironically, homo's are the main proprietors of this filthy fetish.

While having mediocre sex with Nancy, or whatever her name was, she excitedly offered up her heaving breastesis for a Cleveland Steamer. Repulsed beyond comprehension by the fact that she was: a) not only into such debauchery but b) excited by the thought, I backed my cack out of her arse, proceeded to give her an impromptu hot carl, got dressed and fucked off.

by Seatthell April 9, 2006

cleveland steamer

An act performed by at least two people, which appeals to the prurient interest of one or all parties, in which one party defecates upon the chest of another.

Oy! Don't talk to her. That bird gives Cleveland steamers back in the shitter for half a crown, she does.

by Danny May 14, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The act of taking a dump on someone's torso and then opening the window on a cool night to watch the steam rise from it.

After a fun night of sledding, Annie and I went back to her place where I gave her a Cleveland Steamer.

by Dw Gentry March 29, 2005

Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.

Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.

by uncle lester July 23, 2010

Cleveland Steamer

cleveland steamer is when you shit on her chest, cincinnati steamer is when you put syran wrap on her face and shit on it

if you shit on her chest, its a cleve (cleaveage) shit on her face its a cinci

by craps onur April 25, 2004