cracker jack

A tasty treat consisting of popcorn, peanuts and a caramel candy coating. It's sold in old-school boxes (which come in a three pack) and although the primary consumers are young children, it's invariably located on the top shelf of the supermarket isle. Every box comes with a prize -- usually a little puzzle, temporary tattoo, or a valid Georgia driver's license.

Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...

by O2L February 2, 2006

white cracker

inoffensive, yet unsettling. Racial slurs against being white just don't seem to phase anyone.

Damn, white cracker stole my wallet.

by Tony Debugliatti October 18, 2007

Cracker Fabulous

The state of being white yet ghetto fabulous but also still a bit racist.

Black Guy1: Why did that cracker with the Buick Rivera look at me all mean???
Black Guy2: Cuz he Cracker Fabulous yo!
Black Guy1: Say Word!
Black Guy2: Word

by Dahn Turgenson April 23, 2008

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

Butt-Cracker

Another term for FART.

"dang! that was a loud butt-cracker!"

by Mosmom May 19, 2010

Black Cracker

A black person, although black on the outside has the personality and appearance of a white person.

Ho Ho, Ding Dong, Robert Williams.

by Ryan March 21, 2005

crackerdog

crazy, psycho. to be off one's rocker in a particualarly locomotive, active, or athletic way. May give off an impression of specific, albeit insane, motivation. one sandwich short of a picnic; having misplaced one's marbles. Having gone totally beyond the realm of reason. see also batshit.

my boss went completely crackerdog this morning - the stress is really getting to him.

by zz January 16, 2004