chub rub

"You're so sexy I'm going to need a chub rub soon!"
by 2lesbiansinlove January 04, 2012
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Chub a Rub

This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.
When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
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by Griz November 23, 2004
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chico chub

the fat the girl gain when the drink hella beer in college
Dude, i played beer pong against this one girl this weekend. She had the biggest chico chub i've ever seen
by ferftheboss December 03, 2010
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chub rub

The rash like symptom that forms between a FAT GURLs legs that result from the friction that occurs because of the constant rubbing of the FAT GURLS legs.
" GURL u need to lose some wait, all that chub rub is making ur thighs bleed"
by meno5960 October 19, 2009
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chub crawl

Any activity involving an all-you-can-eat buffet or attending multiple dining locations in a given period of time.
Our trip to Epcot Center turned into a real chub crawl as we ate our way through every country.
by MSKCC May 31, 2009
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Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.
"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."
by Godberd November 20, 2019
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Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.
Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!
by chaz emmonds January 08, 2010
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