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Wesleyan Christian Academy

A private high school in High Point filled with fagbag soccer players and dumb rednecks that only talk about trucks and vape. The female teachers are idiots and the male teachers are pedophiles. Wesleyan has three soccer colleges including Messiah College, Indiana Wesleyan and Southern Wesleyan. Beware if you aren’t white because the school has KKK meetings every Thursday. If you do not play a sport there is a high chance that you will forget to be your own person and go to Appalachian State. Wesleyan is a great place to buy xanex or weed if you are in need of that.
“I went to high school at Wesleyan Christian Academy.”

“Oh that explains why you’re at App State!”
by Gabe Horn 6969 January 30, 2018
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Christified

The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'
He is fuckin christified!
by Slim November 14, 2004
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Christian

Is literally a crackhead and can make you laugh anytime. He has the same shirt on 3 times a week but he is a good friend
Is that Christian over there?
by Yeetus to the fetus September 1, 2019
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New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.
dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."
by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008
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Christian Allen

To engage in intercourse with a girl born in every decade.
I banged a 57 year old last night and have achieved a Christian Allen.
by Big Ronnie June 19, 2006
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Christian Brothers Academy

High class, well dressed, athletic, geniuses. Not to mention they all look good. This all boys school located in Lincroft wins everything. These boys have national Nike Cross Country titles, All Star basketball pros, NJ State winning soccer, and nationally ranked Chess and Math teams. With an Olympic sizes pool the swim team is looking for even more titles to add. Along with the CBA Crew team, a team that travel all the way to Seattle, Washington just to WIN.

In short CBA boys are winners.
Charlie Sheen is winning but CBA (Christian Brothers Academy) simply wins.
by The Zebra Man December 9, 2012
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Christian

Christian is a guy unlike any other. He is the perfect combination of stereotypes in high school novels, the jock, the prom king, the joker and the player. The things that Christian values above all are honesty and cup size. Christian would win Love Island based solely on deluded god complex. His Love like his trust is finite, it is a resource only awarded to those who earn it. Christian has the ability to make any girl fall in love with him, even if that girl happens to be a high school chemistry teacher. He achieves this using a mixture of his irresistible charisma and surprising intelligence. The guy has the ability to achieve great things academically, but only of he got of his ass and stopped being so lazy. To conclude, you cant help but fall in love with a Christian, stay vigilant. It is important to know that if you dig deep enough and scrape away all the dickhead, Christian is actually a decent friend and person overall, plus, hes mad good looking which is a bonus.
Its prom night "Christian" is probably on the prowl
Don't mind "Christian" he means well
by The_Count_ June 24, 2019
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