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Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.
Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016
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chowder web

When a guy is taking you from behind and he pulls out and comes on his hand. Then flings it on your back like Spiderman.
I flung my chowder web and it went all over her back and she liked it.
by Rdldance April 14, 2016
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Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022
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Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home
by Bignz December 10, 2021
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Chowdered

When you throw up in your hand and smear it on someone else.
"Dude my girlfriend got so drunk last night..she chowdered all over me"

"Next time I eat that shitty food I swear I'll chowder all over you.
by chowder. April 4, 2011
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chowder collar

when one recieves a wicked blow job to where he unleashes numerous days of backed up seamen allover the collar bone and throat area of the throat toaster that gave him the goods . painting his wood pudding from one side to another in collar form
rhonda smoked me off like i was a fuckin rock star last night .. i came so much that i gave her anice fucking chowder collar
by voodoo4426 November 1, 2011
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chowder lips

The result of unknowingly going down on your girl when she is infected.
I went down on my girlfriend, who had a yeast infection and when I came up I had a mad wac case of chowder lips yo!
by crazylikeaclam August 15, 2009
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