chode pencil

a short pencil, given out for free and resembing a chode.

I'll distribute chode pencils so that you can fill out your instructor evaluations.

Hand me a chode pencil so that I can fill out my scorecard on the front nine.

by Ryan Runge February 8, 2006

chode pancakes

A small, fat pancake

The blonde Lunch lady at our school serves Chode Pancakes

by Mike Masse June 11, 2006

chode load

A choad load is used as an adverb before something.

It's a lot like shit load.

Dude, we have a chode load of homework tonight.

by The Jesus Bot June 5, 2007

chode brush

A long handled brush usually used to wash one's back that is used to scrub the chode when the arms can't reach.

Fred had such little arms, he had to scrub with a chode brush.

by Sparkle75 December 2, 2007

Chode Gold

A substance which is located deep in the heart of a chode. It is smelly and slightly yellow. Its smell has been compared to that of a fat man's anus who just ran a mile. It tastes like tangy pineapple juice, and it is basically chode cum.

My boyfriend gave me some chode gold last night after I sucked him hard. Tasted like pineapple but smelled like poo.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

Ryan’s Chode

Young hairy Irish Code. At least 30 inches wide and a maximum of 2 inches long. Wrapped with filthy foreskin. Never meant to be used.

What is that thing?! It looks like Ryan’s Chode! Yuck!

by Jeremy Wegner May 3, 2023

Chode Salsa

When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.

Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".

by RinceWind69inc March 21, 2008