Chipotle Shock

That feeling of fullness after eating a full order of something at Chipotle.

I felt intense Chipotle Shock after eating a steak burrito and spent half an hour on the shitter.

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

Chipthiesitis

Diarrhea of the mouth

Gwiz was suffering from Chipthiesitis that day so the whole group was forced to listen to his rant.

by diablus December 5, 2012

chipetlo

chipotle mayo

the mixture of chipotle peppers and mayonnaise to form chipetlo.

by chipetlo January 26, 2014

chipotlgasm

When you are having sex with someone while holding two burritos up towards the sky.

Karl had a chipotlgasm while he was making love to Anna in the back of the resturaunt.

by Big bootsy K April 15, 2014

chilithon

Listen to all 9 Red Hot Chili Pepper Albums. Inspired by the Zeppathon, a Chilithon is an experience in funk-rock that will alter your perception of the world entirely.

Person 1: You want to join me for a Chilithon this weekend?
Person 2: I've never done one

Person 2: Well prepare for one fucking awesome day hombre

by bitchesloverhcp April 23, 2014

chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014