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Chilichoker

A Person who searches their name on urban dictionary and posts the definition to their Facebook status update.
Facebook status update:
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Wilbur Kookermeyer: According to Urban Dictionary, Wilbur is a really cool surfer dude that surfs, gets all the ladies and makes a lot of money.

Freddy Bootylicker (Wilburs friend) wrote

"Hey Wilbur, you f-n Chilichoker!!! don't you know that urban dictionary is created and edited by internet users? Don't get your head too inflated, You're still a kook!!"
Chilichoker by Team Beaver February 4, 2010

Chillathon 

A continuous hangout among bros, planned ahead of time. Usually involving 3 or more people. Basically a chill party. May involve drugs and drinking.
Bro we should host a chillathon tomorrow
Chillathon by thefrenchkid July 30, 2011
1) Mexican Spanish slang for a small penis. 2) A former food item at Taco Bell, which was a chili and cheese burrito.
With that chilito, no wonder your wife left you, cabrón.
chilito by LudwigVan November 11, 2003
The name Chilton comes from the latin word "AzureChilly" which translates to "fat cunt." Chilton's are rare breeds of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as children. Chilton's often spend 98 to 99% of their days on the popular gaymer app Discord. They also often have the first name Mike and enjoy watching younger children from inside of blue couches. These plump Mike Chiltons also do not have sex, they lie about getting blowjobs by their hot indian ex Chinnu.
~Bro is that a Chilton?

-Yeah man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.

-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children man, it's their kink.
-That's mad creepy, he really is a Chilton.
Chilton by azure. May 14, 2020

pope of Chilitown 

The authority on chili, flavor, or spice.
Look at me, I'm Homer Simpson, I think I'm the Pope of Chilitown.

chiliwhomp 

When a guy slaps a girl across the face with his penis.
"Give me those cookies, or I'll chiliwhomp you!"
chiliwhomp by Chiliwhomp January 24, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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