Going Chair

To display power in a fashion that patio chairs are destroyed into splinters. This can also refer to a person who has went chair before, and if provoked may "Go Chair" on a person instead of a chair.

You don't want him to go chair, you will not like what he does to you.

Nik was going chair, and he got splinters from the chair in his face.

by RobLynn May 31, 2006

thinking chair

(noun) toilet; the most private and relaxing place to sit and think.

Doug: yo man, are you partying tonight?
Dave: i dunno, i'm gonna go to my thinking chair and see what i decide.

by jellyalternative December 10, 2008

National hit a furry with a chair day

On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day

Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!

Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?

Kelly: Sure!

by Hypxrrr January 5, 2021

Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.

Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.

by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009

chairgasm

The moment of pure bliss while sitting in an electronic massage chair.

I had the best chairgasm at the mall today!

by cest malade January 17, 2009

Chair hug

Any hug that starts in a chair and ends up on the floor by any means.

Guy A: Dude i gave that chick a chair hug.

Guy B: How'd you get to the floor?

Guy A: I tickled her, easiest way.

by Theblakclover August 31, 2010

Chair Scare

When you sit at an occupied table with the intention of making them move by being loud and/or annoying.

Aka: Scaring people away from a table

Friend: "There are no free tables for all of us...what should we do?"

You: "Let's go to that one and Chair Scare them"

by BobertLife October 23, 2011