Boyston Cottage

The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.

Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.

Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.

by ste b November 17, 2003

Cottage Pie

Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.

Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.

Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"

by kingOfTheCottagePie April 28, 2004

Cottage

a second personality, much like many people have a house and then a cottage somewhere else, people often have one personality and then cottage. The first persoanality is usually the reserved, laid back, school oriented personality. COTTAGE on the other hand is loud, outgoing, likes to drink, rebel, and have a good time. THis personality will do and say anything even if its not necessary or its at an inappropriate time.

man where's COTTAGE tonight?? ur being all good sarah.

Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!

UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!

by Cottage December 28, 2005

Chetta

What the resident blacks call Chester, Pennsylvania.

F-- deez white people. I's def'itely takin' da 263 back ta Chetta.

by PSUpope April 8, 2004

cattatafish

Came from the cartoon show south park, but now it's used as David's new name.

Yea, ok you big cattatafish.

by S-Nizzle April 28, 2004

cottage cheese pancake butt

a very flat cellulite butt that also tends to be very pale

a chick with no sign of even having a booty. just a continuous line from her back down to her ankles must have a cottage cheese pancake butt

by tickle me funny March 22, 2010

Certain

she's that girl that you can't keep off your mind. She's the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you don't know what you could ever do without her. She's too beautiful to even describe her as the most perfect girl in the world. You'll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you won't be able to stop. She's the sweetest girl that has an attitude like a baddie but also has a soft side she has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on there's no other girl like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love.

Hey,do you know someone called Certain?

by your babymomma March 25, 2017