Steven Callas

CA, USA. • Military • Greek
Don’t be his friend.
Don’t date him.
Don’t marry him.
His family warns the new partner.
Covering his infidelity.
Avoidant Attachment Style.
When he leaves the new partner.
His family will slander your name.
To avoid his accountability.
Breaking the Honor Code of the academy.
Save your time.
Save your heart.

“You deserve better.” - Steven Callas
“I don’t deserve you.” - Steven
“We grew apart over time.” - Steven
“The other girl couldn’t handle the long distance.” - His sister
“All relationships go to the wayside.” - His sister

by OfficialKarma December 8, 2023

emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

When you beat the shit out of the nearest lobster shack with a half filled frozen shit balloon.

I heard John hit that local orphanage with a Dirty Callaghan

by terramungamine March 20, 2025

Jacob Caplan

Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.

jacob Caplan is so hot i just want him to fuck me allready.

by Gelatinouscuber March 25, 2025

Dirty Callaghan

dipping your toes in nacho cheese after reading about the will incident on the 14th of february, then riding a midget sized gnome with a flared base, but the base snaps off and you get dipped into hot sauce.

harry really pulled a dirty callaghan last night

by terramungamine March 25, 2025

Dirty Callaway

When you shove a golf ball up your partner's anus.

I did 18 holes today and when I got home, I gave my girl a Dirty Callaway.

by MAC DA May 31, 2025

Micheal o Callaghan

Touches sheep and often throws blu-tak at Oskar and claims he dosnt have any blu-tak in his farmer voice he also gets touched by his dad in the farmhouse

Person1 miss Micheal is throwing Blu-tak at me
Micheal o Callaghan : WHAT I HAVE NO BLU-TAK

by Cddhsnsn October 9, 2018