An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
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The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.
Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!
Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.
1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.
1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
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*refills the freedom crack-pipe* Man, I can’t believe cocaine capitalism is a real thing that people believe in.
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Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.
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