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canadian tuxedo

An outfit consisting of a denim jacket and demin jeans. To spice up the outfit a button down demin shirt may be worn.
Look at that goofy canuck in his canadian tuxedo.
by hajimera yarulsevski May 17, 2006
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Canadian Reach Around

When you're having intercourse in a doggy style position or any position from behind and you reach around and sock them in the face a few times when they aren't expecting it. Much like the hockey players checking each other against the glass and getting a few punches in when the refs aren't looking.
Bobby, enraged after seeing his girlfriend flirt with another guy after the hockey game, decided a suitable punishment would be to pull her shirt over her head while banging her from behind and give her a Canadian Reach Around.
by aphelion May 17, 2006
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New Canaan

You know you live in New Canaan when...

You can’t walk around any of the schools without seeing at least 3 Rugby shirts

Everyone even the guys know all the names of the people from the OC

Your next door neighbor gets arrested for dealing cocaine

You’re scared to go to Norwalk because you think you going to get shot

The only time you would ever think of going to the Bronx is to go to the Bronx Zoo

Starbucks coffee is inexpensive to you

Even some of the guys wear some from of Ugg shoes

A Rams bumper sticker is plastered on every Land Rover

You still think its summer so you wear flip flops in December

Sports are not a game its life

When you turn 16 you want a Land Rover and you expect to get one

Birkenstocks aren’t for old people they’re for the teenagers

When you talk about the moose the only thing you relate it to is Abercrombie

When you can’t count the number of Hummers, Porsches, and Land Rovers in the streets on one hand

Half the people aren’t who they really are

Even though every mom is blonde and big boobed, you know it's all fake

Perfection isn’t expected its reality

A 12 year old could pass for a 21 year old and get alcohol

The police are always showing up at the school for stupid small crimes created by the students

When almost half of the population hates living here

But we are still able to look like rich and perfect people

screw that

none of it's true
If you live in New Canaan you should know what all of this means
by live love laugh May 2, 2006
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The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth
Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!
by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011
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Canadian Brick

"Hey, let's go pick up a Canadian Brick and get shitfaced eh."
by Burt&Curt November 2, 2009
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Canabull

Bull A : Dude you just ate my brother!
Bull B : Haha! Oops!
Bull C : Oh my god! You canabull!
by Brian Rudolph February 7, 2008
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we're canadian

Used by americans in airports or foreign cities, especially after 9/11.
"Yeah, we love democracy and logs and stuff"
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
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