Canadian Corn Dog

A Canadian Corn Dog is when your receiving a blow job and they can fit both penis and testicles in their mouth.

Your wife just gave me the best Canadian Corn Dog.

by Noway13 May 22, 2011

Canadian Sperm Rocket

When having rough sex up the nasal cavity with a red-neck woman with HUGE nostrils and repeatedly bashing on the sinuses creating a hole in which the jizz can then penetrate the soft tissue of the brain, if executed correctly the bitch will not survive the blast.

When I was milking the donkey Gertrude asked what a Canadian sperm rocket was. I jumped up loaded it in her nostral and next thing i knew she was a dead as dinner. RIP Gertrude

by GertrudeCanada July 11, 2010

Canadian Jet Ski

a snowmobile

The lake is frozen, lets take the Canadian jet ski out for a spin

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

canadian stoner

n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.

Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.

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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.

I'm not lying. Why are you lying?

No. I said I was lying two. Not too.

by gnostic1 September 13, 2011

Canadian corkscrew

Having sex with a drunk fat girl from behind until she throws up.

Last week I walked into Danny giving that girl from taco bell the Canadian corkscrew.

by Brian Rex December 9, 2008

Canadian Tuxedo

Made popular by the movie Super Troopers when the Sargeant appears wearing a denim jacket with a pair of jeans (could be matching or not)

You see someone wearing jeans and a jean jacket..."Hey Denim DAN, nice Canadian Tuxedo"

by Pat Craddock September 3, 2005

Canadian Tea Party

Just some old time bears getting together for a little fun in the shower.

This is how they throw a tea party in the land of grizzlies, lumberjacks, and flap jacks with maple syrup!

Dude, have you seen Canadian Tea Party? Just go to canadianteaparty.com. It's even more awesome than lemonparty!

by anonymous6812 March 23, 2008