Canada's History

A sex act involving moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Rachel, Lissandra, Tomas, and Greg got together for a raunchy session of Canada's History.

by Zaatar February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.

-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?

-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...

(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).

Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).

by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 5, 2010

canada's history

A type of sex act in which a goat is placed up the anus of one partner, while the other partner places a duck up the goat's anus. This sex act was first conceived by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.

This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing

"Whoa, did you just hear that?!? What was it?!?"

"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."

by djdelphi February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A fucked up sexual act involving a set of moose antlers, a bottle of syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

I did the Canada's History to a chick last night and I barely got everything in!

by stephenisgod February 4, 2010

Canada's history

One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses

John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.

by colbertnationalist February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.

Sean Hannity partakes in Canada's History whenever and wherever he craves maple syrup.

by Aerophagia February 5, 2010