You can be my little vegetable
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “
Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection
by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025
Get the You can be my little vegetable ❤️mug. by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020
Get the Can You Hear Memug. by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019
Get the You-can-flailymug. Person1: Wait, you can't just throw her, it's disrespectful
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
Person2: Yes you can, it's Throw short people month
Person 3: Yeah, That's how this works, you can throw him/her
by rammicam October 3, 2022
Get the That's how this works, you can throw him/hermug. "Can you hear me now?"
"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"
by MC_Escher January 25, 2024
Get the Can you hear me now?mug. This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.
by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021
Get the The dead can hear youmug. 