callories

Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.

If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

Caleo

The definition of Caleo is a fukin hot guy and he is so loyal and kind if you meet one date him

Caleo likes tacos

by Juul isnt cuul November 19, 2019

caloclialism

Is a type of word associated with a group of people by race
Like african americans say, nigga,preech girl,Turnt, etc, that woukd be an aftican american caloclialism
Same as white people say, my man,howdy,u gotta pretty mouth

Stop using african american caloclialisms ur white ronald

by Idkmanjustdoinmypart December 9, 2019

Caleob

Caleob is a queen who is misunderstood by many. He is extroverted and can be intimidating to some, which can mean that some people treat him badly, but he is very loyal to those he cares most about.

Caleob is a queen!

by keishakeishakeishabitch February 24, 2020

Calo

It’s another word of saying Pachuco a Chicano or Mexican America guy.

The way I’m speaking is known as calo.

by Alex64 April 17, 2020

calories

Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.

She went on a diet because she had too many calories

by I am a heccin egg May 12, 2020

Calmo

A cooler way of saying "Calm"; meaning "It's cool/fine/alright" or more often for this variation, "Affirmative".

"Ayo come play Roblox at 6?"
"Calmo."

"We just played Roblox for 12 hours straight," said the little virgin, "We need to get a job!"
"It's calmo -- life finds a way, innit?"
"Same time tomorrow?"
"Calmo."
"Stop saying that."
"Calm."

by shitstained mattress September 9, 2020