Calvin

baked

"Omg look at Calvin, he's always so baked and loves saying baked as well in AGDS."

by bakedcalvin August 10, 2021

Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!

by Runeee October 31, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a toxic , smart ,handsome he is very lovable & when you meet a calvin you will get very attached. Calvin is a very funny too . Calvin also has a long dick and he is a lady man so better hide your girl

omg , you mess with a calvin

calvin…has a big dick

by saintsfan9 November 22, 2021

Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021

Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.

Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.

by [e-mail] October 31, 2022