Calvin Dietz

The inventor of sitting

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022

Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.

Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.

by [e-mail] October 31, 2022

Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.

"That bitch ass nigga Calvin

by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022

Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022

Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore

I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys

by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022

Calvin

Founder of royal bloods

I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!

by cpilled January 22, 2023

Calvin and lois

W relationship.

Freind: y’all’s relationship is the best.
Freind 2: yea your a real Calvin and lois

You guys are such Calvin and lois’s

by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023