Cafeteria Full

Surpassing the normal limits of feeling full when eating in a school or work cafeteria that contains an open buffet. Going back for 4ths and 5ths are assumed.

I don't think I can eat for the rest of the day. That 5th slice of pizza made me cafeteria full.

by Onines April 5, 2010

cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.

(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"

by JMayzin March 11, 2011

Cafeinated

An adjective describing a stock (preferably English) motorcycle that has been transformed into a bad-ass Cafe Racer.

You sound like such a wanker when you tell people your bike is 'cafeinated'.

by tonup June 22, 2011

cafenomics

The study of one's coffee related expenses

My Starbucks habit is really getting expensive. I applied cafenomics to determine that by buying a Nespresso machine, I would break-even in nine to ten months.

by GoDugGo June 2, 2015

Caféphobia

The fear of coffee and sometimes coffee related productes. (Examples being: Coffee beans,bags,cups)

Barry has Caféphobia,he hasn't left his room since that coffee commercial came on..

by Applefez June 17, 2016

cafelisha

A loud, sometimes obnoxious female. Can sometimes be annoying in public. Loves to make jokes. Goes from 0-100 real quick. Meanest but most kind hearted person at the same time. Puts people first

kim: what're you so mad for?

cafelisha: IM NOT MAD!!

by Lil bhabie April 22, 2017

caférauntore

A café that is also a restaurant and a store.

She just opened another caférauntore?

We hung out for hours at the caférauntore.

by Darth Maul Has Ears March 27, 2017