cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

Cummings

A lier

A simp

Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad

“Stop bummings with me”
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang”
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”

by Joker of lathrop October 22, 2020

Cummings

An old lady thinking she knows everything wants to rule Regis middle school

Don’t be a Cummings Constance

by Lmao2993 November 8, 2021

Cummingbird

When you cover your penis with sugar syrup and wrap a red bandana around it to mimic a flower and stand still near a hummingbird feeder so a hummingbird inserts it's beak into your urethra.

"Bro, I tried the cummingbird the other day. I had to stand still forever, but it was worth it"

by THORAXX666 July 15, 2022

Cummings

Cummings means talented with work on vehicles, full of anxiety, good at math, Dresses like a tomboy, and smokes alot of weed everyday

420 friendly Cummings
Cummings did a great work on my car
That Cummings always gets an A on the math test
My last names Cummings an I suffer with anxiety but I'm working on calming it down

by Allie Stoner September 10, 2022

Cummingest

{adjective} describes something or someone that is very looked up upon in a joking manner. This word comes from the word "cum" because after the act of cumming, one becomes more knowledgeable for a short period of time

John : "man, Rick is just the cummingest!"

Steve : "yeah, man. I agree."

by クレージローギ March 27, 2023

Cummingbird

When you paint your dick red, cover it in maple syrup, and stand next to a hummingbird feeder until a hummingbird lands on your dick and feeds from your urethra

I dick is sore and sunburned from doing the cummingbird yesterday afternoon.

by THORAXX666 October 6, 2023