CUM

CUM stands for "C'mon, Unfunny Man"
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".

"Joe? Who's that?"
"Joe Mama"
"CUM"

by FuZe1 June 7, 2023

$CUM

A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.

"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user

"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user

by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 4, 2021

Cum

Gay slang normal used for saying “fucking nigger”

Person A:I am black
Person B:cum.

by Führer of germany January 1, 2022

cum

the kind of shit that comes out of your dingus when youre a horny bastard

jake: *searches for handjob, blowjob, cum and masturbation*
7 minutes later: AUGHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY CHAIR~~

by radius97 March 3, 2023

Cum

It’s that white shit that’s comes out yo fucking dick when your done jerking off

YEAH IMMA FUCKING CUM IN MY HOMIE

by The fucks a prior rmgm April 9, 2022

cum

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by definitelynotdes July 31, 2021

cum

very tasty and nutritious

bruh I had a great breakfast full of cum

by Fatneek69 March 18, 2021