conger eel

a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation

brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

Congestant

The act of cumming up your partners nose. Compliments the "Anti-Murine."

Al pulled out and, at his wife Lola's request, busted a large nut up her nose; the congestant took enhanced her cold stuffiness symptoms pronto.

by Luigi Vacoti December 9, 2007

congorgeous

Word used to describe a badass, beautiful chick.

We are so congorgeous we are envied!

by Nance1010 January 10, 2008

congradulatio

(noun) Fellatio that is given as congradulations.

He got congradulatio from his girlfriend after he won the election.

by BD 4 LIFE April 21, 2008

Congrets

Congratulatory regrets

My friend John who is married and parties like he's single just told me the wife is pregnant in which I replied "Congrets".

by Vegas Roxx February 25, 2009

congraduations

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)

Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"

by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006

Congleton

Congleton (also known as Mongleton) is a small town with absolutely no signs of human intelligence.

Mostly used by the dead, visiting charity shops and coffee shops, this town offers absolutely nothing of interest. They do however, happen to be the only town in Cheshire to still have a "peacocks" which is why everyone in Congleton looks the same, due to insest and there only being one clothes shop for the small population of brainless dead people.

Congleton Mongleton

by Lilmiss_gobby August 21, 2016