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fuck this computer

what Todd Faison yells when his computer turns on, and functions normally.
Fuck this computer, fuck it, fuck this computer
by manuel March 7, 2005
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Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.
"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"
by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009
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Computer food

Computer food-

Taco Bell
Dr. Pepper
Mountain Dew

That's it
by Quizznotik June 25, 2006
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Compersion

1. Taking emotional or sexual gratification from the act or idea of a loved one or partner seeking or receiving gratification from another person.

2. A trait commonly found in people who identify as polyamorous. It is often experienced as a driving force toward polyamory and open relationships, as these are the best ways to express compersion without deception or games in a relationship.

3. A viewpoint which regards a partner as an individual with their own needs and desires, and fully accepts the independent pursuit of those desires.

4. A voyeuristic appreciation for the concept of one's partner engaging in sexual or intimate activities with a 3rd party.

5. An important component for a successful and drama-free threesome within a relationship.

6. A positive reaction in a situation that stereotypically induces a jealousy reaction.
"You're ok with your girlfriend having sex with another guy?"
"Yeah, I'm compersive. For me its kind of like watching my girlfriend in a porno, I just sit back and enjoy the scene."

"I appreciate that he finds sex elseware. Compersion takes a lot of the stress off our relationship since I'm too busy to give it up as often as he wants."

"Watching her move with him as they screwed gave me a whole new perspective on sex. I was so blown away I just had to jump in!"

"I ship out tomorrow, and I made her promise to have lots of sex while I'm gone! I dont want my baby deprived because I'm not around for a few months. Its a little weird sometimes, but I feel compersion more often than jealousy, so its really not a problem."

"Dude, arent you jealous?"
"Are you kidding? That is HOT!"

"Most of my pleasure in relationships comes from my partner's enjoyment. It makes me happy when they enjoy themselves, and I've found that I dont even have to be the cause of their pleasure in order to enjoy it. Just knowing they're happy makes me happy." -The Dave
by Boredomfiend November 6, 2009
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computer bold

The bravery ones gets while on a computer to say to or about someone things that they are too cowardly to say to that someone's face
Since you don't know exactly who they are, many people commenting on blogs get computer bold by using the name "Anonymous".
by LeNair Xavier September 19, 2012
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Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC

Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC (NCS) was founded in Virginia Beach, VA in 2009. NCS is the dopest computer repair service on the planet. They have already spread throughout 95% of the entire universe. They currently have their eyes set on earth however they are definitely taking their sweet time. The identity of their true leader is currently unknown but there are a few known facts. We do know that their owner is a man and we have heard that he is extremely handsome. If you come across him, be extemely cautious when looking into his eyes. He seems to have the ability to control your mind and somewhat alter reality. Just to be on the safe side, you should probably "like" them on their facebook page.

www.facebook.com/NinjaComputerSolutions

Their website is www.NinjaComputerSolutions.com just in case you decide that you want to have your technology worked on.
Dude: Shit, my computer just broke!

Dude's Friend: Yo, contact Ninja Computer Solutions, LLC, they'll fix that shit fast as hail!
by Akatsuki Leader October 11, 2011
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There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.
by Barry June 4, 2004
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