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ClitoralWiener

1-When you can’t tell if it’s an enlarged clitoris or a micro penis.
2-When someone is acting like a grade A whiny ass bitch.
“Matthew, quit being a clitoralwiener!”

“So, Britney and I went to have sex for the first time and I went down on her only to find she has a clitoralwiener! Bruh, I don’t know if she’s a she with a huge clit or she’s a he with a small dick! Either way; I bailed out and told her my dead grandma called so I had to go.”
by OLEARYL3 January 14, 2025
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clitfarming

Similar to clipfarming, clitfarming is when you’re extra only in front of girls.
Guy: yeah, I just bought 1,000 gucci shoes
Girl: OMG im wet rn
Guy 2: you’re clitfarming gng
by DnyBny March 10, 2025
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Clitoreetos

The female eats cheetos and uses the cheese dust to rub her clitoritos, then her partner licks the dust off her.
Wanna come over for Netflix and clitoreetos?
by Cerebral Flatulence March 23, 2025
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Chitarded

Guy 1: that guy Kevin Nguyen? He’s kinda dumb
Guy 2: yeah he’s chitarded
by Da_Winr April 4, 2025
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Clitorate

Possessing the ability to find the clitoris.
He's great in bed, very clitorate.
by CelticDaddy January 26, 2026
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Clitoratti

Female leaders in the sex realist movement who know that a woman is an adult human female, not anyone who who "identifies" as one. Fierce defenders of women's rights. Examples include JK Rowling, Riley Gaines, Germaine Greer, Julie Bindel, and Kathleen Stock.
The clitoratti exulted on X after Britain's Supreme Court ruled that the legal definition of a woman is someone born biologically female.
by Cat of Nine February 1, 2026
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Clitastrophe

A disaster of clitastrophic proportions.
Oh no, my in-laws heard me cum. It's a clitastrophe.
by Ronenem February 21, 2026
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