Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr

Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night

by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020

cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.

My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.

by Stingray May 09, 2016

Cleveland Handshake

A punch in the face.

You must be new here, has anyone given you a Cleveland handshake? (Punch) Welcome to Cleveland.

by CLEJMcD June 13, 2018

cleveland pacifier

Big Black Nigger Cock

Somebody put a Cleveland Pacifier in this bitch’s mouth.

by 501Bear August 29, 2019

Cleveland Hurricane

Before sex, one consumes 12 hotdogs and a case of beer. Then during sex when someone is about to cum inside them they bear down and spackle the wall.

"I invited Patrick over for a Cleveland Hurricane"

by blackwolfhell November 02, 2018

Cleveland Hammer

A cock hard enough to be used on an anvil for metal shaping purposes. Stamping, molding and compressing are allowed practices with meat this hard.

Wow, Rick, Sarah is walking kind of funny today, did you deliver the Cleveland Hammer? I know you spend the better half of the night working metal like an old town squire.

by Cleveland Hammer Guy May 11, 2019

spencer cleveland

A native man who has a very deep voice. Probably a rapist. Lives in WA.

"Oh my god! Hide your penis! Spencer Cleveland is coming!"

by FunnyGuy15 June 02, 2014