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Cleveland Fire Starter

The act of dumping an insane ammount of lighter fluid into your girl's asshole, lighting it, then penatrating her flaming booty hole. Only for pros who have mastered all of the other 'Cleveland Sex Acts'.
Badass Guy: Aye man I gave my girl a Cleveland Fire Starter last night.

Lame Guy: WTF man?! That's horrible. You've been on Urban Dictionary too long. No one really does that shit.

Badass Guy: ... *give Lame Guy a Cleveland Fire Starter*
by TypicalRacistMoFo March 22, 2010
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Cleveland Stanley Steamer

The sexual act of defecating onto the top of your partner's head and then proceeding to smear it across their hair using a clothing iron, leaving several smelly burn scars.
Stanley: Dude, I totally gave Cindy on of my patented Cleveland Stanley Steamers last night.
JG: Bro, that's sick! Call the Rug Doctor!
by FBM Genesis November 13, 2011
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cleveland stinker

The act of having diaria on ones chest then taking a solid poop on that persons chest and mix it with a spoon making a mildoo substance then you must finger that persons poop hole for about a minute then put your finger in your mouth and tickle your throat with it and suck the poo off of your finger then spit on the persons chest then pee on it then take a seat on the persons chest and roll back and forth while farting with massive diaria and make sure while you do so make sure your butt is facing the persons face. This act may take 2 hours or so.
My girlfriend cheated on me so i waited for her to sleep then gave her a cleveland stinker then ran like hell.
by dr. j.e.w September 21, 2011
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Cleveland Steamball

A sexual act of pooping in someones mouth and He/Her spits it into anothers mouth.
Sarah passed a Cleveland Steamball to Bonni.
by Humanzombie12 November 5, 2005
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cleveland stever

Steve is a cunt. But he gives a hell of a cleveland stever.
by Otacon2 May 15, 2006
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Cleveland Steam Engine Mini

When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on
when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole
by Dave Klein September 7, 2005
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Cleveland Brassband

This is a combination of two sexual fetish acts.

It involves having a male defecate on you, followed by the recently defecated upon performing annalingus on the defacater while giving him a reach around hand job.

This is a combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone.

Thus: Cleveland Brassband.
Friend 1: My boyfriend shit on me and after that I licked his asshole while jacking him off from behind.

Friend 2: Oh, he gave you a Cleveland Brassband? I don't know which one of the two of you I'm more jealous of.
by Rusty Condor August 13, 2009
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