Cacker's Kanyon

A term, originating from the southern England town of Poole in Dorset.
It refers to 'Arne Avenue'; the lower main road that runs through the Council Estate know as Bourne Estate or Bourne Valley.

A cacker can be spotted by the following:-

1) A huge sovereign ring

2) The latest i-phone, which is clearly stolen

3) Large hoop earings (female)

4) A lot on Adidas or Kappa Clothing

5) Fake Burberry

6) A child with no father

7) Adidas 'popper' trackkies tucked into white socks

8) Some who live there try to talk and act like they are a Gypsy (these are known locally as 'Hedge-Hoppers')

People with the common surnames "Clarke" or "Cook" or "Cooper" can be found residing in cacker's kanyon (more often than not they are related in one way or another).

by Soul-Man March 28, 2011

Cack

n. - Cock with an "a" instead of an "o."

1. She was suckin' on my cack all night. And it was nice.
2. Don't be such a cack, man.

by Hemang May 21, 2008

cacking

laughing so hard you shit yourself

chesh said: im cacking myself

adam replied: thats so boot

by gertrude (geraldines sister) October 7, 2008

Cackas

A mysterious word that when said at a moderate tone in social places will grab attention very quickly resulting in critical neck and spine injuries

Gabe says " Blake say it!." so blake yells "CACKAS!!" and then people in Walmart look back at a high velocity.

by Dingle278 May 19, 2011

cack

staffordshire english for shit, crap shyte, dung,

arrr looka tha oss cack in the road

by paul hinton May 14, 2006

clackus

Kind of the village idiot type...moron,fool,jackass. Anyone who doesnt have a clue and continually gets beat down or laughed at just for being himself.

also can be used as an expression of frustration: You whack your thumb with a hammer ..."ahhh Clackus !! "

What the hell were you thinkin?? dont be such a Clackus !

tom : Did you see that Clackus over there with the velcro sneakers??

mike : yea ! nobody wears those anymore...what a Clackus !

by bullhillbilly February 18, 2010

Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

by Andy.B January 20, 2010