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Are you OK circle

An "Are OK circle" constitutes a playground artform practiced on various elementary school campuses across the United States. Generally, whenever an individual sustains injury whilst engaged in sport or simple frivolity, he or she shall fall to the ground and commence spinning in either a clockwise or counterclockwise direction. Once the injured individual has commenced the ritual, various other playground denizens shall congregate in a circular to elliptical shape around said injured person and spin in the opposite direction (e.g. counterclockwise if the injured party chooses to spin in a clockwise fashion), whilst stating vigorously, "Are you OK? Are you OK?".

Perfected at Quail Creek Elementary School in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma in the late 1980s and early 1990s, the Are you OK circle can become intricately complex, featuring various interlocking rings spinning in opposite directions. Considered by some observers as a form of modern art, the Are you OK circle has gradually degenerated over the years, becoming rather disorganized and haphazard.
Ronald James D'elco III wished to achieve a rather laudable record in the standing long jump competition during Physical Education class. Thus, following his landing, he proceeded to collapse to the floor and roll across the ground, seeking to garner sympathy and attain a greater distance. Furthermore, wishing to exploit the theatrics to the fullest, he also began to spin wildly upon completing his rolling, prompting droves of observers to race to his side and state repeatedly, "Are you OK?" whilst forming an Are you OK circle loosely based upon the famed Mandelbrot set in fractal geometry.
by Jimmy Flinders November 9, 2007
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Circus crotch

The unattractive, diamond pattern where the lines converge on vertically striped pants that lead the eye right to the crotch area.
I would buy these pajamas, but the pants will give me really bad circus crotch.
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circle smurf

When you fart in a crowd an leave for a while, coming back like you've walked around in a circle
I think it was that guy who's circle smurfing us
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Circular jerk

Similar to circular logic; When people stroke themselves by stroking others. Very common in the corporate setting.
Board member: Mr. Peterson is doing a stellar job running this company. I'm so glad I cast the deciding vote to hire him.

Employee under breath: Running this company into the ground. Classic circular jerk, dude.
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Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
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circumvision

Being able to tell if someone is circumcised or not without looking directly at their penis.
Marc Korti is definitely circumcised. I can tell with my circumvision.
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circle-push

When at least 6 men (or women with strap-ons) form a circle and have sex with each other from behind, so that each person is giving and receiving anal sex in a complete circle.
Used at orgies and sex party’s.

Last night Brad was in front of me in the circle-push and Gavin was behind me.”
by Haazzmat October 28, 2018
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