choutzyi

"choutzyi" is a word for Instagram user(s) who are so beautifully inline and intune with the art of instagram that everything they post or comment or everything they like is life-changing and eye-opening

a choutzyi spams their instagram stories, but it's not annoying spam of reels and stuff its a diff thing on each story and u shld rlly watch them... a choutzyi's every step on social media is pivotal and important

u can use this as a noun, verb and adjective tbh, we all love people who embody a true choutzyi

boring person: "dude stop choutzying all over my comment section. ur ruining the vibe"
gorgeous awesome funny person: "damn girl ur such a choutzyi i love you"
choutzyi in question: "what a choutzyi comment, gorgeous awesome funny person. you deserve a like."

by hajiraisoreoqueen November 20, 2024

angel choute

bad bitch

hi angel choute

by the good of the bad bitch November 24, 2021

Crenston Choute

The Pimp from the Sin City Thuggin #1300 forever

Crenston Choute is the Goat

by Crenston April 26, 2023

choetus

To post a fake picture of a reasonably attractive person, and pass it off as ourself.

-Man, that girl's pic is hot, but she's probably just pulling a choetus.

by slater November 12, 2003

chortique

to laugh from your ass

excuse me, I just chortiqued on the dip.

by Adam Chortique February 13, 2004

choaties

huge, lucious, irresistible well-formed breasts.
(With thanks to my good friend Brian out of Ohio)

Oh my God, check out the choaties on that Babe!!!

by Mark, friend of Splork August 21, 2007

Chopt

A contraction for 'Photoshopped' cut & paste image modification, particularly when done as a virtual mod to an automobile (as in, virtual chop shop).

Someone took my profile pic and chopt my face into a barbie doll.

by Wapjam March 8, 2010