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Irish Bulldozer

When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.
Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child
by Irish Mercutio October 25, 2010
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Boladon

Coolest person in the world. Bow down to him, bitch.
Cool I wish I could be as cool as Boladon.
by Boladon May 1, 2003
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Bulldozer

to plow a girls vag so hard that your position is resembling a bulldozer moving a boulder.
most often used in the doggy position
Mark:Yo man, What happened lastnite wit you and your girl i could hear noises??
Ryan: Ahhh man i pulled a straight bulldozer on her.
by The Great Man Guru February 9, 2009
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bulldog

Rhyming slang for an over-patriotic Brit (bulldog shit).

Typical Bulldog:

trumpets the role of Britain in the Second World War, yet who was not alive during that period;

is able real off a list of "injustices" perpetrated upon Britain by all manner of nations from 1066 to the modern day;

has a complete grasp of history, except for the inconvenient bits, e.g. drawing up the map of the modern Middle East or creating an empire based upon an industrialised slave trade;

has a list of great British inventions at the ready which includes the Internet and radar;

does not trust anything European except for Stella Artois, a holiday in I-Beefa (Ibiza) twice a year and their "local" football team which is 100 miles away;

is always one sentence away from "Don't mention the war" or "Over sexed, over paid and over here".
Did you go down the pub last night?

Yes, but I left early. The place was full of pissed Bulldogs singing Land of Hope and Glory.
by The Fifth Column May 10, 2008
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Irish Bulldozer

A sex move in which the man is drinking a guinness in one hand, in the manner of the Irish, and giving it to his wife from behind, with his other arm around her stomach, when their children burst in and she screams and tries to get them to leave, but the man buckles down, grips her tight, and without withdrawing charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.
Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child.
by Zoltronzero October 24, 2010
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Bulldog Money

The Money Donated In A Box For Smokes Or Marijuana
Yo man we need some bulldog money shyt to pik up some dogers and shyt
by Edward Sir Charles October 14, 2007
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bulldoser

a very very very large person named with the last name of doser
its the bulldoser dang he is so big dang
by bryan doser April 3, 2008
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