it is when you are about to fart and you say to someone "knock knock" and they say "who's there?" and you say, "Bruce." and they say, "Bruce who?" and you say, "Bruce Wetness" and then let it go and fart...this joke only works if it is a wet fart. Then you say, "Get it? Bruce Wetness like Bruce Willis" CAUTION: prepare to need new underwear after this joke is administered.
"oh no I need to borrow your underwear because I just had a meeting with Bruce Wetness...he's a great actor"
by jerry james June 04, 2007
by Evolewshun August 11, 2007
A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
When the room is cooler than expected, and females in the office are wearing less than usual, the occasional Bruce Lee appears for the benefit of the males in the office..
why bruce lee?... hard nip !
defined for the lower IQ, nipples become erect in cold temperatures and tend to poke through flimsy tops
why bruce lee?... hard nip !
defined for the lower IQ, nipples become erect in cold temperatures and tend to poke through flimsy tops
by satman May 13, 2004
Shane Victorino was nailed in the back August 6th and had a benched clearing brawl as demanded by Bruce Bochy
by GIANTSSUCK August 06, 2011
by biggame September 20, 2005
The single most influential artist on rock 'n' roll history. Songs range in topic from political protest songs like Born in the USA and The Ghost of Tom Joad to love lost songs like Backstreets to fun party songs like Ramrod. Instantly recognizable voice and music. Simply amazing. Some narrow-minded people don't like Bruce because they don't agree with his politics and let that get in the way of enjoying his music.
Main inspirations for Bruce, AKA "The Boss": Woodie Guthrie, Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, the Beetles.
Main inspirations for Bruce, AKA "The Boss": Woodie Guthrie, Elvis Presley, Bob Dylan, the Beetles.
"So, what is Bruce Springsteen 's best album?"
"I would say Darkness on the Edge of Town."
"Best song?"
"Something in the Night, Factory, Candy's Room, Prove it all Night, Downbound Train, Last to Die, Jungleland, Lost in the Flood... take your pick."
"I would say Darkness on the Edge of Town."
"Best song?"
"Something in the Night, Factory, Candy's Room, Prove it all Night, Downbound Train, Last to Die, Jungleland, Lost in the Flood... take your pick."
by xXDarknessOnTheEdgeXx May 19, 2010