A man who can look like a cowboy yet wants a goddamn bottle of thick milk like an old man. Also loves to dance wildy to footloose like some sort of “dancing queen”.
“Footloose comes on the radio in class”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
Brock: “almost kills the teacher with his thunder thigh dance move”
by Wriggly Turd Man April 26, 2022
Get the Brockmug. The best men’s NCAA basketball player in the country. Often known for his exquisite post moves that allow him to easily float to the basket for a windmill slam. Also has a well-established perimeter game as he shoots 50% from three. Hails from Apple Valley, Minnesota and was ranked 3rd in the state of Minnesota in the class of 2016. Currently plays for the UB Bulls and is projected to go 1st overall in the 2021 NBA draft.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that insane 360 dunk last night
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
Guy 2: No I didn’t, who did it
Guy 1: The best dunker in NCAA basketball of course, Brock Bertram
by Zæ July 16, 2019
Get the Brock Bertrammug. brock is a follower
by big dick beattie June 17, 2025
Get the Brockmug. Muskan Brock is one of the sweetest person and her husband is Colby Brock. They have two kids and live happily together. Muskan is one of clumsy people you will meet and she can make you laugh anytime.
Person 1- heyyy you heard about Brock's new boo?
Person 2- ohh yeah i heard her name is something like Muskan Brock
Person 1- yeah i wish i was lucky like her to be colby's wife😩
Person 2- ohh yeah i heard her name is something like Muskan Brock
Person 1- yeah i wish i was lucky like her to be colby's wife😩
by Sncforever1002 November 24, 2021
Get the muskan brockmug. Brock is defined as a pussy. He’s know for getting his ass beat by a squad of close friends. Brock is also an attention whore who is a homosexual reidiot. Best place to find a Brock would be on a lake in a Pontiac G5 with a fried clutch. Shouldn’t be too hard to find
by Squad roasts $ May 19, 2019
Get the Brockmug. Brock
by IDOG5 April 24, 2022
Get the Brockmug. He is Ravenous.
He is gaining ground.
He is as a new breed of Phoenix. From the fiery ashes He arises soon.
To be adorned with illumination... and having done all..
To Stand.
Out of the abyss He walks and does not faint, runs and does not grow weary, and mounts up as wings of a renewed Phoenix soaring into Freedom
to take a kingdom or two.
He is gaining ground.
He is as a new breed of Phoenix. From the fiery ashes He arises soon.
To be adorned with illumination... and having done all..
To Stand.
Out of the abyss He walks and does not faint, runs and does not grow weary, and mounts up as wings of a renewed Phoenix soaring into Freedom
to take a kingdom or two.
The green grass is burnt but He ressurect's from a cup of suffering into a vibrance never heard nor seen before.
Out of sacrificed humility comes a renewel of thy mind, heart, and spirit to form
an awakened aura of perpetual motion that's inclined to know know-ledge. Yes the Key Holder of all Key
Master's has come shape-shifting...
Out of:
Tarturus/Hell/Lake of Fire & Brimstone.
Ye The Smell of Sulphur now fades slowly away.
Don't fret The Time is @ Hand.
His True Name is Hidden. For now Scotty Ray Brock remains suffice.
Out of sacrificed humility comes a renewel of thy mind, heart, and spirit to form
an awakened aura of perpetual motion that's inclined to know know-ledge. Yes the Key Holder of all Key
Master's has come shape-shifting...
Out of:
Tarturus/Hell/Lake of Fire & Brimstone.
Ye The Smell of Sulphur now fades slowly away.
Don't fret The Time is @ Hand.
His True Name is Hidden. For now Scotty Ray Brock remains suffice.
by Rav3nous January 14, 2021
Get the Scotty Ray Brockmug.