Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger

A special burger served with broccoli and artichoke hearts

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Go Brocking My Heart Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Brockton Swap

When a person pays for someone else's groceries with food stamps, EBT card, etc. in exchange for money, drugs, sex and/or booze. Named after the city of Brockton, Massachusetts.

"Hey let me know if you need anything at the store, because I'm broke but I have a ton of food stamp money on my EBT card, maybe we can do a Brockton Swap."

by MrDangerously January 11, 2013

Brock

little round dude, pretty cool. Can't spell.

Brodie: "Ayye Brock, bring me a hot pocket!"

Brock: "hadinger finger, slinger patingertinger!"

by Slingerpatingertinger August 13, 2017

Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009

Broccoli headass

Some dude (probably named De'von) who's curly, greasy, hair resembles that of a broccoli.

Yo that dude is 100% a broccoli headass.

by RuthleSS Chaos August 21, 2017

Ted Broczynski

Derived from unabomber Ted Kaczynski, a term in similar vein to "brodog" or "broster". Reserved for persons of the highest order of broship.

"Don't tase me Ted Broczynski!"

"That was a sweet kegger last night Broczynski"

by Strych_9 October 8, 2007

Drake-Brockman

A heredetary mneonic learning disability requiring the sufferer to evaluate observed data through a filter of 19th Century Colonial beliefs regarding race and social class. Most prevalent in Australia, due to endogamous breeding and the Founder effect, and also found in England where endogamy was an 18th Century rule. Thus, the disease perpetuates itself.

The Australian sheep rancher looked over the back of his ewe just in time to see a group of Aboriginal and Irish children walking to school. Because he had Drake-Brockman he quickly identified these children as inferior and so could no longer see them. Then, he realized he was superior to the whole planet, except for the Queen, and everyone became invisible. He became lonely again and returned to his ewe.

by Beeguyel January 23, 2014