amy baker

Retarded. Possibly the most 'special' person you will ever meet.

Girl 1: Haha she's so stupid.
Girl 2: Duh she's Amy Baker.

by Fatgurl January 1, 2012

pump yo brakes

1. Slow down before you miss an opportunity
2. Watch out before you say something you may regret

1. I told T 'pump yo brakes there go a gang of hotties over there.'

2. Dell "Boy, I'm about to put my foot in yo a$$! I'm going to beat you like you stloe something, whip you like yo mama should have when you was a kid!!"
Kev "Yo! You need to pump yo brakes before you find yo self in a hospital room."

by Delow January 18, 2006

baked beans

stoned mexicans

cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010

Ethan Baker

defined as one with an abundance of winning. Strikingly Beautiful and is quite possibly the best man on Earth. Known To Many as the God Of Awesomeness. Women want him and men want to be him. He is the most interesting man in the world's son.

1.Praise Ethan God of Awesomeness!
2.I wish I was Ethan Baker!
3.Everyone loves Ethan Baker!
4.I want to have Ethan Baker's Children!

by Mr.Wiggles97 November 26, 2011

perma-baked

Permanently baked.
Gets stoned so much that they don't need to get high because they already act like it or express themselves like it, Or in that case smoke themselves retarded to get permanently baked.

kind of like the character Bryan from the movie Half Baked.

damn that nigga jake blazes soo much i saw em the other day and i thought that bitch is perma-baked.

by wacky frizbee May 13, 2006

bakersfield chalupa

similar to a cleveland steamer, except the person pooping has to have a lot of corn in their stool.

nick "the dirty dick" gave jen a bakersfield chalupa on her face. as she gasped for air, all jen could say was, "mmm...i love hot corn".

by t-bags mcgillan November 26, 2006

Donnie Baker

One of the friends of the Bob and Tom radio show. His real name is Ron Sexton, who is also known for popular call-ins to the show, such as: Kenny Tarmac, Floyd the Trucker and Morgan Freeman. Often is found in the classifieds, with a boat for sale. Also a member of the band, "Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols."

Quotes:
"Hey man, it's Donnie Baker."
"I swear to God I would"
"Shut up, Randy."
"I gotta go."
"Hey baby what say you and me have a three way: you, me and some of this pork!"

by TheCaffeineJunky March 22, 2007