checker boarding

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.

The New England Patriots are checker boarding the New York Jets right now

by pajama rich January 2, 2011

cribbage-board

A small piece of wood with 61 to 121 holes that is used to keep score in the game of Cribbage.

"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"

by MugginPeggerwood December 20, 2013

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Owoja board

A common appliance around the household, this noble device is used to summon a gamer-girl to the premises.

Christian summoned his "girlfriend" via owoja board

by Bitchmaster Bryan January 10, 2020

Agapé Boarding School

A cult boarding school in Stockton, Missouri that uses vulnerable boys for profit. Known for Jurassic Elbows, Brown Town, The Padded Palace, and The Holy King James Version; Agapé is a safe haven for child predators and abusers. Don’t be fooled, this place is nothing like prison - boys at Agapé could never achieve basic human rights. If your boy likes the school enough, he can even join the staff and intermarry with the great country folks of Agape!

Q: Have you ever thought about sending Billy to Agapé Boarding School?
A: No Way! I don’t want him to have the lifelong trauma that comes with living around those hicks.

by Pushtheground February 11, 2021

Luigi Board

Alternate name for the creepy ghost summoning thing

Can you burn a Luigi Board?

by EmberTheArsonist February 1, 2022