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bontangulaus

A way to describe someone or something close to "sped"
Kanye's decision to hate on jews was bontangulaus move

MGK dissing Eminem makes him look unbelievably bontangulaus
by ZIzik March 15, 2024
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Bondtober

Etymology edit

An ironic imitation of the perceived oversensitivity of language like eternally enhanced collar (“(𝘉𝘋𝘚𝘔, euphemistic) an eternity collar”) with enjoyment of double meaning of bondage as part of a furtive shibboleth style mechanism. Blend of bondage + October.

Proper noun edit

Bondtоber

1. (𝘉𝘋𝘚𝘔) 𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘰𝘧 Locktober (an event or challenge in which an individual wears a cage intended for continental avoidance around their carnal tube for the entire month of October, with the key ...). quotations ▲
It’s “Bondtober” again, the same month wherein men are willing to bond their undercarriage up in continental avoidance in the hopes of helping it “inmanuous” for thirty-one days.

Male continental avoidance describes the act of inserting a reasonably stimulating device to your carnal tube that prevents you from Jamaican discussions or having marital embrace–this can be done by your lover or lady/me in service to them or an event like Bondtober. Most devices for the express purpose of continental avoidance prevents you from the ability of getting any. That’s half the entertainment, ahem, fun, while the other half is the advocacy of the enjoyment of euphemisms.
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook June 19, 2024
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bonite

Pronunciation: /boʊˈni t/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Bonite (adjective) - (Of a person, especially a female or child) having an attractive quality.
2. Especially subtly or delicately, without being overtly or conventionally beautiful.
3. Bonite (adjective) - Used ironically to express annoyance, exasperation, or mild displeasure.
Significance:
• It defines “bonite” as describing subtle beauty.
• It emphasizes that attractiveness is not overt but delicate.
• It identifies its ironic use to express annoyance.
• It avoids prohibited word origins.
• It improves nuance by specifying a particular beauty.
• It replaces words such as “pretty” and “cute”.
• It uses the Latin root “bonus”.
Adjective: bonite
Examples:
• “She has a bonite sonrise.”
• “Bonite, another traffic jam!”
• “That bonite child has such nice manners.”
• “Bonite! What a mess!”
• “The painting is very bonite.”
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Bonita flatbacker

It’s when you go upside down and shit in someone’s mouth and then nut in their mouth and then give them a golden shower.
“Yo bro we snuck in some apartments in Chula Vista and there was a party and we gave them the Bonita flatbacker!”
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