Power Boner

When you have so much power that it goes to your head. And then it goes to your other head.

Person 1: I got promoted to manager at my job!
Person 2: Don't let it give you a power boner dude.

by Justin Kimsin November 13, 2016

No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

by Skae310 January 26, 2011

hate boner

a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object

I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.

by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009

boner nazi

The person you think of to get rid of a boner.

"Who's your boner nazi"
"Your mom!"

by sexy LLamacorn May 27, 2015

Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!

by Synthroid December 11, 2010

Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.

Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!

by Jay Knockers April 6, 2008