BOB

Acronym for Big Old Bitches. Any female weighing between 160 and 249 pounds. Women 250 pounds and up are referred to as Hefalumps.

Holy shit dude, check out the muffin rack on that BOB over there!

by Johnathan Q. Deere June 25, 2006

THE BOB

My bestest friend in the world

I'm glad that you are THE BOB, Alecia!!

by Tad Stovinsky December 22, 2003

Bob

The police, 5-O, anyone with a badge. Law enforcement personnel who are on patrol or who respond to a disturbance.

Bob showed up and killed the party.

by Arthur Jacobs July 31, 2005

Bob

Someone who burns easily in the sun. He is always as red as a lobster.

Dude a: Hey man why you so bob?

Dude b: I left my sunscreen at home.

by beans123 February 2, 2010

bob

When you tryin to say "bb" but it auto corrects it to bob. 😤

Hey bob wyd

*^bb

by CJSS September 18, 2016

Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

Bob

A bob is a name so you can talk about your period in public.

"My Bob is this month."
"My Bob was last week!"

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016