smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

Flat as a board

Elise

Elise is flat as a board

by AnonymousAssinus March 2, 2021

Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021

urban board

The governing body of the urban dictionary.

I was excited to submit my original term to the urban dictionary but the urban board denied me.

by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013

Gin Boarding

Consuming unhumanly amounts of hard alcohol until shithoused or dead. When performed correctly, the actor will resemble a waterboard torture victim.

Gin Boarding typically results in excess vomiting and drunkeness. Hilarity ensues.

Lisa: "Wow, Marie is chugging two bottles of Jack Daniel's at once!"
Kyle: "Yeah, she's totally Gin Boarding herself."

by GottaBikeItToLikeIt June 29, 2011

Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.

I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.

by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020