blindering

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.

We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.

by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

Boinker

someone who is sexually attracted to pigs

Boinker: I would love it if you hired me to work on your farm.
Farmer: You aint a boinker, are ya?

by im in champain April 27, 2020

blonkert

A smelly buffoon; an absolute imbecile.

Jasmine is such a blonkert!

by fireballhater April 28, 2020

BINKERS

A phrase to yell out when someone gets hit on their domepiece

*Mans gets hit in his domepiece by a basketball* “BINKERS!”

by CRACKISNICE July 5, 2020

blinkromantics

over obsessed Stan account with some of the best layouts and one of the sweetest people ever.

blinkromantics is one of the best account on stan twitter.

by iris123123 November 1, 2020

blinkarmy.bpbts

awesome armyblink bestie

Person: "Are you moots with blinkarmy.bpbts?" You:"Yes I love their content!"

by anonymous December 29, 2020