getting blessed

to go off with a female and do things they both desire

sharquisha went with Travis and Travis was getting blessed

by sweeterman93 August 31, 2016

The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.

Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”

by MegMegs January 2, 2020

Bless

A word for parting used primarily by the chavs and gangstas that inhabit London.

Hizzy B: Oi bruv im goin'
Roger: Aight bless

by Hizzy B March 29, 2009

bless your heart

A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or distasteful, socially acceptable.

Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?

Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.

by Rexxx37 December 4, 2009

bless

1. another meaning for fuck.

Cathlic Priest: Let me bless you my son.
Boy: Please father no

by ARIOCHE December 11, 2003

Blessing

The most loving guy in the world! Blessing doesn't realise how loved he is. Usually Blessing doesn't open up too much because he thinks he's making himself vulnerable, but when Blessing opens up, it feels really great and wonderful. He often calls himself Lloyd, which suits him too, but Blessing sounds better. He's a great kisser, and his hugs are always the best, he's soooo cuddly! He's also an amazing boyfriend!!!

boy: you say you're going out with Blessing?
girl: yes, he's a real sweetheart!

by saywhaaaat??? September 18, 2011

Gypsy Blessing

The act of fucking a woman and pulling out just before she comes to orgasm then getting up and leaving, thereby robbing her of the joys of sex as a gypsy would do.

Wilson's mom got a gypsy blessing the last time she went to the market

by DoctorMarioN64 December 7, 2011